Sunday, October 28, 2007

My Suicidal Canine

My dog is stupid. Three minutes ago Chiquita showed us how very stupid she could be. She atempted somthing along the lines of kamakazi curiosity. Another dog was just strolling along on our neighbors yard so Chiquita thought she would go in for a closer look. It would have been okay but for the fact that she was on top of our balcony. That too would have been okay, if it wasn't for the fact that our house is two stories tall, and all of this would be okay but I say it again, my dog is stupid. She tried to clear our neighbors fence by jumping off the balcony. It didnt work.
(for your information my neighbors fence is barb-wire) so you can imagine the sound of my dog bouncing off the fence and back into our yard. As you might guess our whole family rushed out to see if our dog was dead, but she was in perfect condition minus a scratch on her paw. On another occasion my mom drove the truck over Chiquita's chain. Somehow the chain got stuck on the weel and started to wind around and around causing her to be sucked toward the wheel. To make the story short Mom stopped the truck, we saved Chiquita, and every one was happy. But here's the crazy part, later after every one was settled we noticed something on the ground. It was Chiquita's chain. Both her chain and her chain coller had snapped under the pressure of her head being sucked against the wheel. So here's my conclusion. Either Dominicans make poor quality chains or good quality dogs, but two things are certain: God is taking care of us and my dog is stupid.
Brodie

3 comments:

Steve-o said...

Brodie! you are a very entertaining writer. Keep that up! And your adventures sound really exciting! I'm a tad bit jealous!

Anonymous said...

I laughed myself silly. I thought Cooper had issues. Just wondering what made you dissect the lizard.

Mrs. S

Anonymous said...

One crazy dog for one crazy family. Auntie Melissa